TOOTHPASTE
At about the time that Crazylanka got on the web, Sri Lankan Australians started a sickly-sweet, goody-goody website called Ozlanka.
Amongst other things, they carried a glossy web magazine called estyle which basically consisted of a front cover with a picture of a well-fed and obese Sri Lankan-Australian, middle-aged female or a picture of a teenage Sri Lankan-Australian girl with a toothpaste smile.
The latter intrigued us and with a bit of photo manipulation, we did a one off spoof cover of the said magazine, calling it the "Toothpaste".
It carried a picture of one of their fixed-smile models and it was headed "Australian Lanka Girl Has 42 Teeth".
We hope that the poor girl concerned has lived it down!
Australian Lanka Girl Has 42 Teeth!
A Srilankan born Australian girl (above) Danthani
Danthawardena is reputed to have a record number of teeth for a human. At last
count she had 42 teeth, marginally less than that of a Great White Shark, but
like with sharks she seems to produce more teeth every week.
"I am at my wit's end!" said her long-suffering mother
"Aiyo Darlink! What can I do? Thish girl is costing us a fortune in Dental
bills and Dentists don't come cheap here in Melbourne.
After she bit the last dentist, who lost his little finger, insurance has also gone up, Aney!"
After she bit the last dentist, who lost his little finger, insurance has also gone up, Aney!"
"My husband, spends all day drinking Foster's Lager and is
totally useless. His moda suggestion eka is to hit her in the face with a
sledgehammer and knock all her teeth out! She sometimes does deserves it!
All she does is put make up and pose for pictures....."
(contd next week eka)
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