Australian Lanka Girl Has 42 Teeth!

TOOTHPASTE

At about the time that Crazylanka got on the web, Sri Lankan Australians started a sickly-sweet, goody-goody website called Ozlanka.

Amongst other things, they carried a glossy web magazine called estyle which basically consisted of a front cover with a picture of a well-fed and obese Sri Lankan-Australian, middle-aged female or a picture of a teenage Sri Lankan-Australian girl with a toothpaste smile.

The latter intrigued us and with a bit of photo manipulation, we did a one off spoof cover of the said magazine, calling it the "Toothpaste". 

It carried a picture of one of their fixed-smile models and it was headed "Australian Lanka Girl Has 42 Teeth".

We hope that the poor girl concerned has lived it down!

The Revised History of Sri Lanka

The Revised History of Sri Lanka 

(Abridged)

When we at Crazylanka first revised the History of Sri Lanka, our idea was to get rid of the boring bits, find the funny bits and jazz them up.

At that time it was received well when Sri Lankans had the ability to laugh at themselves in a self-effacing manner.

I am not sure if the sentiments are still the same. Nationalistic pride is important but so is the ability to see the funny side of things.

Without further commentary, here is the story about the arrival of the Portuguese in Sri Lanka which appeared in Crazylanka on the 24th of February 2001.

It is presented here in a re-formatted and very slightly revised form.

The Best of Crazylanka

Crazylanka.com

Crazylanka.com was first launched on the 1st of August 2002. Before that, it existed as Gyan's Madpage. 

In recent times, Crazylanka has been dormant but we thought that some of the hilarious material was worth another look!

So here we go!